November 8, 2009

325. IF IT IS WARM ENOUGH TO WEAR A MINI SKIRT, YOUR FEET ARE NOT COLD ENOUGH TO NEED UGGS.

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November 6, 2009
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295. YOU ARE NOT PETER PAN. GROW THE FUCK UP.

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aliehs:poignant:spectra:digitalbath:wa11flower:thingsgohazy: (via fuckyeahelephants) WANT.

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WANT.

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“ I’ve been thinking a lot lately about taking chances. And how it’s really just about overcoming your fears. Because the truth is, every time you take a big risk in your life, no matter how it ends up, you’re always glad you took it.
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November 5, 2009

284. DO NOT BECOME A CAR SALESMEN: BECOME A HOTCAKE SALESMEN INSTEAD, THEY APPARENTLY SELL REALLY WELL.

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281. THE LESS INTELLIGENT YOU ARE, THE LOUDER YOU TALK.

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November 4, 2009

256. IT IS SPELLED D-E-F-I-N-I-T-E-L-Y. NO, NOT DEFINATELY, DEFINATLY, DEFIANTLY, OR ANY OTHER WAY YOU HAVE BEEN BUTCHERING IT FOR YOUR ENTIRE LIFE.

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DON’T BELIEVE US?

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November 3, 2009
“ The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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